Gawd I hate waiting. Waiting is for, well…. Send more love our way. Kat recently posted Editrix rhymes with…. Go pre-order her […]. PS, can you make a shirt with the rattlesnake sign? I would totally buy it, or a Poster, that might be better. To make a longs story longer.. Before I found out that he is a sucky sharer, I preordered your book on the kindle.
He found out tonight that I ordered it, and is all mad that I will be hogging the kindle for a few days after it comes out. This is why I need to buy a tape recorder. Evidence is the only way to prove how right, smart, or innocent I am. Also, I might end up with good blackmail material. Probably the second choice is my best argument, since we both already know that I am never wrong. How much bribery would it take to get a bookplate shipped to Canada? I can see if I can find some strange taxidermied animals for you? Put a mini-Beyonce on a Canadian landmark and take photos?
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Gutted not to be able to get a signed bookplate — due to being a reader across the pond in the UK — but SUPER excited to have pre-ordered your book. Yours in ardent admiration, the Accidental Londoner. I was going to order the Kindle version of your book, but decided to get the HC edition so that I can share it with my wife. I wanna signed bookplate!!!!!! I'm ordering on Amazon, but because you are Amazing, I believe I'll allow it. Rachel recently posted So, I write.
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Jenny the bloggess recently posted And then all of my fingers fell off. As I write this tears of intense sorrow are running down my face — I pre-ordered your book from Amazon. Us dodgie pale faces in Blighty need your wisdom too! Are there any other options for obtaining it outside of the US? Hi from the UK, Jenny. Long have I loved your blog. No-one can make me laugh and sometimes cry like you!
So I pre-ordered your book in a frenzy of excitement! Can I please add my plea to those of the other bereft UK people above for advice on how to get hold of the book? Jenny the bloggess recently posted Dreams are assholes. Can I get this in the UK? Vicky Frankland recently posted Trashing the Memory Palace.
I think I pre ordered the book…my iPad closed my browser! I wonder if the apple people will find this and remove it,,,. I almost used zombies to teach my child about Easter, but I wanted to avoid a nasty note from the Christian daycare. Ashley recently posted The birds and the tees. As much as I love Amazon for the hard-to-find soft-core gay tv series hello! Plus, I can talk their ears off about the author and make them sell more books… Just looking for the release date so I can pester the locals.
Love your friendship with Laura. Amazon will not let me. I am deemed unworthy. I think it is because I am Scottish. They will however let me buy it once it is released?!?!? They just refuse to let me pre-order it. I have set an alarm on my Kindle to buy it as soon as it is released. If this is what they do. I totally have them fathomed…………. One of the perks of working at a book store BAM is that I get to peek at the advanced copies sent to the store. Plus, it makes me feel a bit better about my own fucked up childhood, so thanks!
I advise those who have pre-ordered it to also invest in a pack of adult diapers. I sincerely hope that you wander through Tennessee sometime for a book signing. I have the copy of your introduction letter to Books-a-Million that was tucked between the pages of the book. I am keeping it. I might frame it. It is a literary masterpiece! I only wish I could have it autographed. Your book is hysterical. I work at a bookstore and we get advanced reads of books before they come out.
Publishers send books not yet published to get booksellers to read them and help sell copies when the book does eventually come out. I was torn on whether to preorder or hold out until I am employed again. Now I get to eagerly await packages in the mail, which is my second favorite thing. I thought you would make sure it was avail to me early. Just to prove a point. Why do I try typing things within the first 2 hours of being awake. What do I want with another book, Jenny? I pre-ordered it — but only because you told me too. I like how being on the internet means I never have to make my own decisions.
People tell me what to do and I do it. He needs help in transporting the bulk of his estate over here to Canada. How awesome is that? Kelly L recently posted Filler. Betty Fokker recently posted A distinct lack of justice and mercy. Just wanted to say that A you are awesome B though I follow you on Twitter and read the Blog, it was a tweet from a Canadian publisher which led me here, which, as a Canadian, I find kinda awesome see A and B how do manage to find yourself amongst so many whose work I admire?
You have Wil Wheaton collating paper, Simon Pegg holding Twine which totally blew my mind as he is a Geek God to me until… you got a freaking book blurb from Neil Gaiman! It has made my list of must reads which, because of my financial circumstances and love of physical copies of things, has become a difficult list to gain a space on. I just realized your book comes out on my birthday. Amazon UK now seem to have a listing again. Paperback only, for reasons not explained. Probably with a bullet. I love the incredibly dramatic mouse on your cover.
He reminds me of a terribly sick joke we played on our child shortly after her beloved hamster, Rosco, passed away. We were cleaning the garage and happened across a squished flat dehydrated mouse. What do we do with it? So our poor child comes home and bursts into tears because she thinks we have spray painted Rosco and hung him on a nail in our garage.
We told her he had run away. I guess the rat was out of the bag then, huh? I fear getting this book. I am already forbidden to read anything that jiggles the bed because I am laughing so hard. But then sneaking off to a dark corner to read in the soft glow of my goofy-assed e-reader is an acceptable outcome my preccccciiiiooooussssss. Had to happen eventually. I already preordered my book through amazon when u first told us about it, can i still get a wrist band????
I just went to Amazon to pre-order your book and was excited that I could still receive a book plate — sorry about your hands falling off. I keep meaning to order it and forgetting…growing old, constantly forgetful, procrastinating or all of the above. What do you know? I ordered it way back in November!!! I actually pre-ordered TWO because I have to send one to one of my dearest friends who introduced me to you.
Well, not you personally, your blog — namely Beyonce! Thank you for making me laugh, cry, gaffaw, reflect, snicker and remind my husband that I could have bought more towels! Hoping I can still get a bookplate to go with my swanky new book! Carol recently posted Don't Forget Pretzel! I pre-ordered a couple weeks ago for the Kindle version. Am I too late to get a nameplate? Is it too late to get a bookplate? I was only just able to pre-order. Ok, so if I pre-order on Amazon, do I get one of the last-ever samples of your handwriting on a bookplate?
Jane recently posted Chronic Pain and Catastrophic Medicine. Ray Charbonneau recently posted Bear Pond Books. Jenny, Jenny, Jenny…How happy I am that you are a fellow Texan just up the highway and not too far from me! But not in a stalker-y way. OH, and please bring Beyonce to said DQ book signing. So two copies coming my way! How do I get a bookplate? Ok, you got me. I was going to wait until it came out, but i have been worn down in a good way and preordered the book.
Now I am going to bug you until I get it. I am horrible with presents. If I know I have one coming, I cannot think of anything else. Now I need to go up my meds…. Hey, are there any bookplates left? I just ordered your book and would love one if you have one. Hmm I pre-ordered the hard copy after contemplating whether or not I wanted the electronic or hard copy. I wish we got an electronic version after buying a hard copy. Just like you get a digital version of your movie when you buy a DVD. The bookplates expired last week but if there are a bunch still left they may open it back up. A Mostly True Memoir.
Keeping my fingers crossed. I really hope that I have money in my bank account when we find out about the bookplates! I ordered the book just now!! Hopefully, there are a few bookplates left!!! Hope there are a few more bookplates left! Mimi recently posted Bovine Beauty. Jenny, I just got back and pre-ordered your book, is it too late to sign up for the bookplate? If I still have time, can you please tell me what I need to do? I would love a bookplate if they are still available! Hi Jenny, Is it too late to sign up for a bookplate? I am preordering on amazon.
Can anyone provide a link to sign up for the bookplate? Already pre-ordered but want my bookplate! Could you just send me a lock of your hair for me to craft into a creepyawesome bookmark for your book? Cause nothing would tickle me more.
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If any of those wonderfully random yet still supremely awesome nameplates become available, I would love one!!!! Are there still any bookplates left? I just preordered on Amazon!! So I went right to Amazon and bought it! I preordered a little while back and yet totally forgot about the bookplates — eep! Hi Jenny — who does the reading on your audiobook?
And thanks for your awesome blog, always puts a smile on my face. You are totally rocking the first book thing! I hope there are still bookplates available. Your hand is probably cramping up at the thought of signing 50, more bookplates. But what did you expect? Sign on girlfriend… Sign on! I just pre-ordered the book for my kindle which will hopefully work by the time it comes out. Is it possible to still get a book plate for my kindle case? I did not see the link to sign up for one. Probably right in front of my face. Just pre-ordered the ebook version of your book from Barnes and Noble. Laura Casa del Hansen recently posted Do you like wine?
I pre-ordered it for my Kindle Fire after reading the HR excerpt and promptly making my coworker read it as well. Crazy HR day and your excerpts made my day. I just preordered it for my Kindle…. I am so excited about laughing out loud again! I pre-ordered a few days ago on Amazon. Maybe I need help. I am referring to finding the site to sign up. With laughter of course. I have never laughed out loud so much in a book in my life! I was lucky enough to win a copy on http: Jenny Lawson, you are my new hero! April recently posted Books, Books!!! Because you said the winner will be chosen at random, I will save my witty comment for now.
Only allowed a certain amount of those per day anyway. Blog is high-larious so looking forward to the book. Stayed up all night to finish reading it and laughed so hard tears ran down my leg a couple of times. A coupon for a box of Poise should be included with every copy. Oh, and I wanna party with your folks. Am I too late for a bookplate? Barbara recently posted I only need one! I am sad, as I most likely have missed the bookplate goodness. I just pre-ordered from Amazon, I am going to be all impatient and cranky until it arrives! I immediately thought it good fodder for your blog I included the link below so you can see for yourself.
If nothing else, it may make you smile … as your blog does for us:. The outer cotton-blend shell accents curves with a double-breasted front held snug against bodies by matching buttons. Wearers secure their coat with an adjustable belt that can be tied in a knot, fed through a belt buckle, or used as a makeshift lasso during emergencies.
BUt am confused about how I get the bookplate? Does it just happen? Where am I supposed to input info? I finally saved up for a Kindle and pre ordered the book. Is there no more signed book plates? Did my eyes just skip right over that option?? Pretty please with sugar on top? Cannot wait to read your book. Basketcase recently posted 20 Questions: Jenny, you should come to Bumpass, VA. Because seriously, we live in a town well…a small road with a post office and a stop sign called Bumpass, VA.
How can you go wrong? Or at least, maybe come to Richmond, VA, and us few residents of Bumpass will drive out there to see you. Is there any chance I can still sign up for a bookplate? If you open the bookplates back up, please sign me up! Have your book all set to come from Amazon. Too late for a plate? Please come to Pittsburgh on your book tour so I can meet you! Leah recently posted What to do when your significant other hates your friends. Outside of NYC, maybe, there is no better book town in the country.
What can we do to get you to come to us? Stuff one of the Republican candidates for president except Mitt, who I think has already been to the taxidermist? Collate more blank paper we have lots of it here? Cryogenically freeze Posey when or if she finally passes? You are totally a Mover and a Shaker. Shawn recently posted Super hero name.
Arie Milne recently posted Easter is.. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your blogs and for writing this book! Jenny, I just finally got a chance to pre-order your new book! Can we get digital bookplates? Thanks for the bookplate! Waiting for Amazon to send your book. I received an empty envelope from the Penguin Group today. I am pretty sure that it was supposed to include a bookplate with your lovely signature.
I did the pre-order thing with Amazon on the day that you offered the bookplates in your blog. It appears that Amazon deleted my pre-order from my account and I just pre-ordered your book again. These two events must have been connected somehow…. Hope that other Amazon pre-orders are still out there for other folks. Would nice to receive a bookplate in the future….
Jenny, thank you for the signed bookplate. Opening that envelope gave me a reason to smile for the first time in two days. I pre-ordered your book in October and am heartbroken that I did not receive a book plate! I just pre-ordered it! I have been given cause for an alcoholic slushie thanks to you! Lets hope your masticating hand recovers or you at least learn to use the other one. Now I just need my book and my life is temporarily okay and the ass-hats of the world can bite me for a few days as I bask in my radiant joy.
How will I begin to read it tomorrow? Meg recently posted Beautiful Bouquets. And worse than that, I just finished the last of 4 books that I brought with me on my kindle to keep me from going completely mad. Your book and I are going to curl up with a fat glass of scotch tonight and get to know each other. Just, you know, not in a lady garden kind of way. Thank you for writing it, thank you for blogging, thank you for being you. Meg recently posted Kitchen Adventures: Bought the book last night. This is worth sharing, because I work at a bookstore and could just read it for free, but decided I was willing to shell out some money based on the sheer enjoyment I got from the book jacket alone.
Got my book yesterday and promptly poured a glass of wine and began ignoring my kids to read it. I ordered a book plate waaaay back when but I have never heard or seen any sign of it since then. Are they still being shipped out? Gary recently posted News: As the champ you are, you came through and it was the highlight of my christmas gifts and the delight of my spouse for having outdone me.
I was wondering if there were any bookplates left? I got my pre-ordered book in the mail yesterday annnnd because I may be REALLY shitty at balancing my checkbook, even after spending 8 years in banking previously, the book really did just about cost the 45 dollars you mention at the end. I finished it already, because I could not put it down.
I even read it to my 3 month old when it was time to give her a bedtime story annnnd because my doctor told me children start making memories at 3 months I am sure she will also write an awesome book when she is older about how I emotionally scarred her somehow with the awesome and probably not entirely appropriate for a 3 month oldness of the content.
Love you and your superfabutastic book. I will wait the next 11 years if I have to to read it…. Dahlia's mom recently posted New Mom Fails 2. While I was ordering it online, it dawned on me…. THAT is what came in the mail on Monday…. I thought that maybe it was a ransom note, but nothing was missing. So-o-o-o-o-o since our garbage pickup is at 7 a.
I, on the other hand, am devastated. I would have loved to put the sticker on my Nook to keep forever. You are the bomb!! My 2 year old son is going through Chemo treatements. I needed a laugh. I bought your book yesterday at Target. Thank you — I laughed! I have laughed so much I may never recover. Please and thank you. I hate your book. And now, I am supposed to be doing about fifteen other totally important things that needed to be done by yesterday, but no. Are the book plates all gone?!?!? My only problem is that the pictures in the ebook are really small.
Anyway we could get the pictures posted in their full glory somewhere on here? Glad I had seen those before on here. No, you are welcome! Darla recently posted faith for the weary. I am really hoping to have it before I go into labor I am 39 weeks pregnant because it would be best the best thing ever to read in the hospital. Please, if anyone knows how to get it to work, let me know! Thanks for putting it on paper.
I am spreading your book far and wide among my neighborhood of readers. OK so I hope noone I know sees this… Get busy cause I am gonna need another book soon…only have a few chapters left! Thanks for the great book! In an early chapter you mention breaking your neck rupturing a disk while brushing your hair, going to the ER and having the docs hand you pamphlets about spousal abuse.
They asked you what did you do that he broke your neck. Well, you are not alone. And they want to know why I like Darvocet so much. Just finished reading your book and I absolutely loved it. I literally laughed until I cried, and then peed a little. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I opened it and there it was, in all of its pre-ordered glory.
I have been waiting for this for a small eternity so it feels and I am SO! I just wanted to thank you for helping me through everything latly. And my child hood was a bit like urs well less blood….. Im not the only person that has severe anxiety…. And ur book has helped me look back at some of my worst anxiety related things and laugh at it rather than dwell on them than let them ruin me. But back to earlier. Im very grateful that u could share ur story and help ppl like me and let ppl laugh….
My sisters ocd and looks she gives me when I rant…. Thing about how my friends are semi understanding…. My fathers anxiety and my mothers ocd… Things about horese, birds,escalators,elevators,ladybugs and much more… Ugh what was I saying…. I hope u read this so u can know how much uved helped me. And how much uve mad me and my family laugh in hard times…..
I purchased your book on amazon the other day and it arrived on Friday. I began reading it and I read half the book.
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At several points I actually laughed out loud, but realizing it was 2 a. I stopped breathing when I got to page 27……….. How do I explain that at religious education next Sunday? I may try one more page…………. Okay, so I just finished the book. It reminds me of the bulletin board at college just before break, where you troll for someone to share gas with in order to make it the long distance home as cheaply as possible.
After several hours of travel, you are sure that you have hitched a ride with a serial killer. After all is said and done, your book is kind of a hardback case of Stockholm Syndrome. It drew me in and mesmerized me until all of the information you shared sounded quite logical and even rational. I am in the middle of reading your book and I wanted to say thanks. Explains how I feel exactly.
The little man in my head a neurotic gatekeeper of my words either lets every weird thing I think out or grabs everything and I sit there mute. Neither good for making friends. I guess I am really alone in my head but my head has a missing twin? So I have no idea how your site ended up on my computer all the way here in Afghanistan but I am so fucking grateful it did.
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